Guinea pigs: squeaky, chonky, and full of charm! Low-maintenance but high-drama when veggies appear. They popcorn with joy, demand friendship, and turn tiny wheeks into heart-melting symphonies. Best furry potatoes ever!

A guinea pig: an adorable and sociable pet, a squeaky food alarm, and a pro-level snuggler. Demands veggies, disapproves of Mondays, and zooms like a tiny, caffeinated race car. Pure joy!

Guinea pig cages: bigger is better—no tiny prisons! Think spacious piggy palace with soft bedding, hideouts, and endless hay. Clean often, or face the judgmental squeaks of disapproval. Happy pig, happy life!

Guinea pigs eat like royalty—unlimited hay, vitamin C-packed veggies, and pellets (but no junk food!). No onions, no chocolate, and definitely no “just one bite” of your pizza. Squeaky-approved only!

Happy, healthy guinea pigs need big cages, fresh hay, vitamin C, and piggy pals. Daily cuddles, zoomies, and excited wheeks mean you’re doing it right. Treat them well—squeaky joy awaits!

DIY guinea pig toys: cardboard tubes, toilet paper rolls, and woven hay balls! Piggies love the challenge—just don’t make it too easy! Extra points for noisy, chewable, squeaky fun!

Long-haired pig? Brush daily! Short-haired? Less fuss. Trim nails, check teeth, and wipe crusty eyes. Bath? Rarely—unless they roll in drama. Grooming = piggy spa day, squeaks included!

Patience, treats, and soft whispers—guinea pigs bond on their terms! Hand-feed veggies, give gentle chin rubs, and respect their royal squeaks. Earn trust, and you’ll have a forever squeaky fan club!

Guinea pigs hate loneliness—get them a buddy or expect dramatic wheeks! They chat, cuddle, and popcorn together. Solo piggies = sad piggies. More friends, more squeaks, more happiness!

Guinea pigs hide sickness like ninjas! Watch for weight loss, wheezy breaths, crusty eyes, or itchy skin. Vitamin C deficiency? Big no-no! Vet visits = happy, healthy, non-squeaky-worried piggies.